You horny, horny bastard. You googled for prostitutes in Moscow and now you’re here. Don’t worry, I don’t judge. To each their own. But I’m sure that if you’re looking for this, you don’t want to be a part of a midnight raid of an illegal brothel. Or get heavily overcharged because “things got out of hand”. If that sounds like something you don’t want to experience then do your dick and yourself a favor and read these five facts really carefully. They could literally save your life.
Prostitution in Russia is illegal
Yeah, I know. You didn’t see that coming, did you?
I bet you thought Moscow is the capital of hot prostitutes. It might have been a few years ago. The 90s used to be crazy or that's at least what the older cads are telling me. Back then, the Soviet Union had just come crashing down. Flashing a Western passport would get panties dropping in the blink of an eye. Back then you could get prostitutes at literally every corner of Central Moscow. Moscow expat veterans told me you would walk down Tverskaya Street and just pick what you like.
But now it’s 2020 and Moscow is a modern, clean megapolis. You won’t find hookers anywhere in the city center anymore cause police have cleaned it up. Brothels are illegal as well, as are independent working girls. Prostitution isn't that illegal, it's only a misdemeanor. The prostitutes only have to pay a small-ish fine but still, illegal is illegal.
Of course, you can find them if you go looking. But do you fancy going to some shady Soviet apartment without really knowing what or who is waiting for you?
Hell, even if I was into that, I would answer that question with a resounding NO.
That means that you’re not in danger per se, besides maybe for the fact that you’ll probably get scammed going to illegal brothels and independents.
Escorts are safe in Moscow but hotels don't like them
Hookers are illegal. Hotels don’t want anything to do with illegal business. Makes sense, right?
I can’t give you a breakdown of which hotels are good and which aren’t. Frankly, I don’t give a damn either. Your problem. But here are two tips that I can give you from my experience of working with clients.
If the girl looks like a hooker, chances are reception will make a fuss. The line is hard to draw in Moscow, I know. You are better off coming up with a good backstory. "Girlfriend" is coming or something like that. I'm sure it's not the first time you do this. Or you could just have her waiting in the hotel lobby. Make sure you stay low-key.
Second, better hotels aren’t necessarily more lenient but you can reach an agreement easier. Just throw them a fat tip and you should be good. They are used to this and "looking the other way" is common business practice.
What you can expect from a massage salon in Moscow
I’ve had a lot of horny clients ask me for massage salon recommendations and information about what you can get there. Here’s what you need to know:
If you want a reliable and safe option to book a massage salon session, my friend Chris will do that for you. He speaks English and you can contact him on WhatsApp. Don't bother him with bullshit, only ACTUAL BOOKINGS. Tell him Ivan sent you. Here's his number: +7 965 105-83-44
More money buys better sex in Moscow
A general rule of thumb is that the more you spend the hotter the girl will be and the more fun you’ll have. Not exactly ground-breaking news, I know. Here’s what you need to budget for:
- Independent girls: from 2,000 Rubles (30$) per hour to 15,000 Rubles (250$) per hour. You can get McDonalds or you can get caviar.
- Erotic massage salons: between 3,000 and 25,000 Rubles, depending on how lavish and long you want your experience to be.
- Strip clubs: 18,000-20,000 Rubles per hour for top-notch girls in a luxurious hotel room.
Remember that some strip clubs in Moscow offer “add-ons” but others are touching and lap dances only. No additional services there, unless you can get a girl’s contact and she agrees to meet you in private. They’re not allowed to do give you their contacts so good luck.
Moscow is the best city in Russia for prostitutes
Sometimes people ask me: "What's the best city in Russia for prostitutes?" I don't know how I'm supposed to answer that since I don't pay for sex but I always tell them Moscow. Moscow has the biggest population, the biggest pull for girls from the regions, looking to make a buck and the biggest offer in terms of adult establishments. Funny enough, the clients then always come back to me and tell me I was completely right and they had the time of their life.
I heard St.Petersburg is also decent and it the entire Russian adult entertainment sector is actually based in St.Petersburg. Still, if you want to be on te safe side just come to Moscow.
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