5 Startling Facts about Prostitution in Moscow you MUST know

You horny, horny bastard. You googled for prostitutes in Moscow and now you’re here. Don’t worry, I don’t judge. To each their own. But I’m sure that if you’re looking for this, you don’t want to be a part of a midnight raid of an illegal brothel. Or get heavily overcharged because “things got out of hand”. If that sounds like something you don’t want to experience then do your dick and yourself a favor and read these five facts really carefully. They could literally save your life.


Prostitution in Russia is illegal

Yeah, I know. You didn’t see that coming, did you?

I bet you thought Moscow is the capital of hot prostitutes. It is but it’s the ILLEGAL capital.

Back in the wild 1990s, the Soviet Union had just come crashing down. Flashing a Western passport would get panties dropping in the blink of an eye. Back then you could get prostitutes at literally every corner of Central Moscow. Moscow expat veterans have quite some stories to tell about these times…

But now it’s 2018 and Moscow is a modern, clean megapolis. You won’t find hookers anywhere in the city center anymore cause police have cleaned it up. Brothels are illegal as well, as are independent working girls.

Of course, you can find them if you go looking. But do you fancy going to some shady Soviet apartment without really knowing what or who is waiting for you?

Hell, even if I was into that I would answer that question with a resounding NO.

That means that you’re not in danger per se, besides maybe for the fact that you’ll probably get scammed going to illegal brothels and independents.

Hotels in Moscow don't like working girls

Hookers are illegal. Hotels don’t want anything to do with illegal business. Makes sense, right?

I can’t give you a breakdown of which hotels are good and which aren’t. Frankly, I don’t give a damn either. Your problem. But here are two tips that I can give you from my experience of working with clients.

If the girl looks like a hooker, chances are reception will make a fuss. The line is hard to draw in Moscow, I know.

Better hotels aren’t necessarily more lenient but you can reach an agreement easier. Just throw them a fat tip and you should be good.

Massage salons in Moscow give happy endings but no more

I’ve had a lot of horny clients ask me for massage salon recommendations and information about what you can get there. So here’s what you need to know:

  • Yes, massage salons give happy endings, also known as hand jobs. No mouth, no sex, nothing more. You get a massage, get jacked off and can shower with the girl. If that’s cool, more power to you.
  • No, I don’t know the best massage salons in Moscow. I’ve heard Vanilla Salon is decent. I’ve never tried so I cannot recommend them.

More money buys better sex in Moscow

A general rule of thumb is that the more you spend the hotter the girl will be and the more fun you’ll have. Not exactly ground-breaking news, I know. Here’s what you need to budget for:

  • Independent girls: from 2,000 Rubles (30$) per hour to 15,000 Rubles (250$) per hour. You can get McDonalds or you can get caviar.
  • Erotic massage salons: between 2,000 and 12,000 Rubles, depending on the length of the session and your requirements.
  • Strip clubs: 16,000-18,000 Rubles per hour for top-notch girls in a luxurious hotel room.

Not all strip clubs in Moscow are created equal

Some strip clubs in Moscow offer “add-ons” but others are touching and lap dances only. No additional services there, unless you can get a girl’s contact and she agrees to meet you in private. They’re not allowed to do give you their contacts so good luck.