You slowly manage to open your eyes.
From the daylight flooding your luxurious but slightly overpriced hotel room, you can tell that it must be well past morning already.
A glance at the bedside alarm reveals that it’s actually half past two in the afternoon.
Fuck, what the hell happened last night??”
This thought floods your mind like an unexpected tsunami hits a poorly prepared seaside town.
That describes you quite well. That’s how you got yourself into this sorry state in the first place.
You came to Russia for a quick fuck. Or maybe a few.
You know you’re not just a regular guy when you get an invitation to go to a sex party in Moscow and you don’t hesitate a moment to confirm it.
Cause that is exactly how I got into my first sex party for the first time.
Now you might think “Ivan, why the hell would I need to think twice to go to party with sex and Russian girls?”
"...so I told her let's get out of here, my apartment is really close."
"And what about her friend?"
"We wanted to take her with us but I think she was hooking up with another guy already. She was pretty wasted man. What a shame, that would have been even more epic."
"Yea man but still, that girl is waayyy hotter than the girls in the clubs here."
"I know, right? And look what she sent me yesterday..."
You horny, horny bastard. You googled for prostitutes in Moscow and now you’re here. Don’t worry, I don’t judge. To each their own. But I’m sure that if you’re looking for this, you don’t want to be a part of a midnight raid of an illegal brothel. Or get heavily overcharged because “things got out of hand”. If that sounds like something you don’t want to experience then do your dick and yourself a favor and read these five facts really carefully. They could literally save your life.