You know you’re not just a regular guy when you get an invitation to go to a sex party in Moscow and you don’t hesitate a moment to confirm it.
Cause that is exactly how I got into my first sex party for the first time.
Now you might think “Ivan, why the hell would I need to think twice to go to party with sex and Russian girls?”
"...so I told her let's get out of here, my apartment is really close."
"And what about her friend?"
"We wanted to take her with us but I think she was hooking up with another guy already. She was pretty wasted man. What a shame, that would have been even more epic."
"Yea man but still, that girl is waayyy hotter than the girls in the clubs here."
"I know, right? And look what she sent me yesterday..."