8 Vital Lessons for Western Men about Slavic Women
HOT AND SEXY SLAVIC WOMEN THAT LOVE SEX!
Now that I have your attention, let's talk about Slavic women.
I don't know about you but Slavic women are definitely my favorite type.
Or dou you wanna tell me that you are not dreaming of being with one (or many) of these sexy, long-legged, angel-haired, seductive goddesses yourself?
Since I am originally from Croatia, I'm a Slav myself. That's why so I’ve always had a special relationship with the women from that region.
I've also lived in a few Slavic countries. And time and time again I've noticed this one thing that I could not wrap my head around for a long time.
That absolutely killed my chances with the women for a long time.
It's super common in Slavic countries and I bet it is driving you crazy as well cause you just don't understand why...
This is the phenomenon I am talking about that is supper common in Slavic countries.
An attractive or even stunning women being together with a totally busted dude.
And if that wasn’t enough…
She's all head over heels in love with him!
Not in a fake way. Not the I-buy-you-shoes-you-suck-my-schlong transaction way (although you bet she isn't buying the red-soled heels herself).
I’m talking genuine affection.
The obvious question is:
How the hell are they doing it?
What do those guys know that you don’t?
I was thinking the exact same thing for a long time.
These guys are experts when it comes to Slavic women because they had to deal with them their whole damn lives.
Unless you’ve done the same, you cannot just catch up by reading one article on the internet.
But what you can do is read this article that will show you the nuts and bolts of what you need to know about Slavic women.
After years of experience dealing with them, I learned some important lessons.
I distilled them into the 8 Vital Lessons for Western Men about Slavic Women.
That will set you miles apart from all the other clueless foreigners.
It will help you to identify Slavic women and make them fall HARD for you.
Here's a breakdown of what's about to come:
Lesson #1: Not all Slavic women are the same
Ok, ok, I get it.
You think that all Slavs are the same.
We’re all from Russia or some Russian ex-Communist satellite state.
If you’ve seen Hostel, you probably also think that all Slavic women are hot but you might get drugged and your organs will be sold.
Well, it’s not quite like that.
Slavs are very different from one another.
Although all our language are similar, most of the times we cannot understand each other.
As far as the women go, they are NOT THE SAME AT ALL.
There are three types of Slavic women: West Slavic, East Slavic and South Slavic.
All of them have completely different looks and personality traits.
Let’s dive into who is who.
Lesson #2: All you need to know about South Slavic women
Who are South Slavic women?
South Slavic women are from the Balkan Peninsula. That are all countries of former Yugoslavia (literally: South Slavia):
- Bosnian women
- Bulgarian women
- Croatian women
- Macedonian women
- Montenegrin women
- Serbian women
- Slovenian women
A lot of these countries speak the same or very similar languages and almost all of them can understand each other more or less.
Let's cut right to the first big lesson:
What do South Slavic women look like?
The answer is: it depends.
In the countries in the north like Slovenia and Croatia, you get a mix of girls. Some will be blond and have fair skin color, some will be darker brunettes, some will be tall and skinny, some bustier, some are spinners.
The rule of thumb is: the farther South you go, the darker and taller the women get.
Let's look at some examples.
The first girl is Ziva Vadnov, a famous Slovenian model.
She's blonde and has a fair skin type and plenty of Slovenian women look like her. Of course, there's a lot of variety even in Slovenia and that's why you cannot put your finger one THE one type, I've been to Slovenia and I've seen all types of women. They are surprisingly cute but not as attractive as in Croatia or Serbia.
And of course you all know the most famous Slovenian woman in the world: Melania Trump.
My fellow Croatian women are also very diverse. You do come across the darker types but in general, Croatian women are mixed. Some blondes, some brunettes and often quite tall but not as tall as Serbian women on average. Tina Katanic is a good example of a really hot Croatian woman:
You can't go wrong with Croatia but if you're more into the darker type (like I am) then you need to head farther south-east. A lot of Serbian women look like Victoria Secret Model Marija Vujovic (just not quite as hot). Tall, good curves, olive-skinned and darker hair. They are not as skinny as Ukrainians or Russians but a bit bustier and you'll meet plenty of women that are 1,80m and taller. If you are short, tough luck playboy. These women are seriously tall. And for the most part they aren't tiny.
Next up is Macedonia, a country I haven't been to yet. My reliable sources tell me that Macedonian women like Katarina Ivanovska are very similar to Serbian women (no surprise). On average, they are maybe a bit less attractive but that's up to you to decide.
Last but not least, Bulgarian women like Nikoleta Lozanova are usually even darker than Serbians, on average slightly shorter and slightly less hot. I've come across plenty of Bulgarian women but have not seen them in their natural habitat yet so I don't want to make a final judgement.
By the way, rumor has it that Cristiano Ronaldo hit this fine piece. Man's got good taste.
The bottom line about South Slavic women looks-wise:
They tend to have olive skin, dark hair and lean on the tall side. They're not as fat as your average Western woman but not as skinny as the women further to the East.
How are South Slavic women?
There are a couple of basic lessons you need to know about Serbian women, Croatian women and so forth.
First, they are very cliquey, much more so than other Slavs. Social circles and friends are everything down there. Yes, you can meet them outside of their group of friends but it will be much, much easier if you get introduced by someone and already have some social proof. In that regard they are very different from, say, Czech women or Russian women, who have no inhibitions to meet and date men they don't know.
Second, by and large these women are very sociable. In other Slavic countries the women might be a bit standoff-ish in the beginning but not so much here. Generally they are open and talkative although you should not confuse their warmth with them being easy.
Because they are not easy to bed. My personal experience and that of many Slavic friends is that these women are the hardest, exactly because they place so much importance on their circle of friends and how they're perceived. These cultures (and the women) seem open and friendly at first but are hard to penetrate, especially if you don't know their language. In that regard they're the opposite of other Slavic women.
Lesson #3: All you need to know about West Slavic women
Who are West Slavic women?
Let's leave the sweet lands of tanned, dark-haired goddesses and head North.
West Slavic girls are only from three countries, which makes things much easier to remember. Another upside: there's a ton of 'em. 80m West Slavs compared to only 30m South Slavs. All that in these three countries.
- Polish women
- Czech women
- Slovakian women
Language-wise, Czechs and Slovaks can understand each other but Polish is a bit different. They don't understand other Slavs and neither do we understand them but you can generally guess what the person's talking about.
What do West Slavic women look like?
They're not as tall as Balkan women but have more curves than Russian or Ukrainian women. Their body types are overall a bit closer to women from Germany and Austria, i.e. a bit more boobs and asses but not really curvy like Latinas. Definitely way more blondes than in former Yugoslavian countries but on the whole a good mix in terms of blondies and brunetters.
Pics say more than a thousand words so let's take a look.
This fine lady is called Karolina Kurkova, a world-famous Czech model. She's a good example of the archetype of a Czech woman. In my 6 months living in Prague I came across plenty of blondes but also a fair number of brunettes.
Their facial features aren't as sharp as those of Ukrainians or Russians, which makes them look a bit smoother and less "bitchy"..
Basically you can break it down like this: Ukrainians and Russians are the "most" Slavic looks-wise. South Slavs are sort of a mixture of Slavs and Italians/Turks. And Czechs could be called a mixture of Slavs and Germans. Just much, much hotter than Germans.
Below you have an example of Barbora Lucivjanska, a Slovak model. Slovakian women are pretty much the same as Czech women. If anything, they look a bit more "ordinary" but that could be down to their casual clothing. Overall, hardly a difference between Czech and Slovak women.
I still have to make my way to Poland but once I do, I'll make sure to choose the girls that look like Sandra Kubicka. My well-informed sources have told me that Polish women are cute, of average height, and mixed types. Plenty of cue women but less stunners than in the countries farther East. Will report back after I've found out.
The bottom line about West Slavic women looks-wise:
Not as tall as Serbs, not as skinny as Ukrainians and not as busty as Germans but a mix of all of the above. Both brunette and blonde equally spread.
How are West Slavic women?
While living in the Czech Republic for half a year, I noticed two big things about the women in this region.
First, they are more open and less judgemental than other Slavs. That is at least true for Czech and Slovakian women. Both countries are very atheist and the women there don't have the same expectations, like for example Russian women, of first dating for a while before hopping on your dick. Don't get me wrong, they're not notoriously easy like American women but definitely closer to Western countries.
The downside is that they're less feminine than other Slavic women. Prague really feels like an improved version of a German city when it comes to women. Bratislava isn't much different. The women are attractive but do not nearly put in the same effort like in other countries. If you're looking for a housewife, you would definitely be disappointed by them.
Lesson #4: All you need to know about East Slavic women
Who are East Slavic women?
If you've liked what you've seen so far, you'll like East Slavic women even more. Of course I'm talking about:
- Russian women
- Ukrainian women
- Belarusian women
When it comes to these women, I got good news and bad news for you.
What do East Slavic women look like?
The good news is that East Slavic women, in my humble opinion, are the most attractive Slavic women around. They have sharp facial features, cat-like eyes, long legs and slender bodies. Sure, not every soíngle one looks like the models below but you'll be amazed by how many cute women you'll see in these countries.
The bad news is that East Slavic women aren't very diverse. MOST of them have slender bodies and few curves. Sure, in some regions you'll find more darker types and all that. But if you're into bustier women and bigger asses and boobs, you'll have to settle for silicone or travel elsewhere.
That said, let's look at some examples.
Elizaveta Shikuta is a Belarusian model. Photoshop helped a bit with that one but she has the typical body of an East Slavic woman. Stick thin, small breasts and slender legs. The same goes for Dasha Khlystun below, a world-famous Ukrainian model.
As far as Russian women go, you best take a look at this wildly popular picture guide to the 33 hottest Russian Instagram models that I put together.
With 200 million people in Russia, Ukraine and Belarus put together, there is an inexhaustible source of hot Slavic women in these countries. They all have sort of their own languages but because Russians are the biggest and baddest group, they force everyone else to speak Russian too.
The bottom line about East Slavic women looks-wise:
They will be your dream women if you like small waists, small breasts and long legs.
Alright gentleman, now that we know who Slavic women are, we need to know which women are NOT Slavic women.
How are East Slavic women?
Russian, Belarusian and Ukrainian women are without a doubt the most feminine out of the bunch. Some of these women will literally wear heels to buy bread in the morning. Although in the big cities like Moscow, St.Petersburg (and probably Kiev) hipster culture is strong already, especially in the smaller cities you will see some old-school 90s type of fashion with women rocking a dress everywhere.
That comes with a conservative culture though and you can expect these women to test you hard and non-stop. East Slavic women definitely need the firmest hand and you must never let your guard down. The cat-and-mouse game with them never stops. The good thing is: they're quickly open to meeting new men. The bad thing: they're quickly open to meeting new men. So you might have to wait for your turn but don't be mistaken, so are probably 5 other guys at the same time.
All that being said, Russian and Ukranian women are easily the most sensual and sexual Slavs. They know their shit in the bedroom. You won't be disappointed.
Lesson #5: Which women are NOT Slavic women
Not all Eastern European countries are Slavic. These women are Eastern European women but NOT Slavic women:
- Romanian women
- Moldovian women
- Hungarian women
- Albanian & Kosovarian women
- Estonian women
- Lithuanian women
- Latvian women
There are some similiarities. Latvian or Lithuanian women for example are really similar to Russian or Ukranian women. Hungarian and Balkan women are similar as well. They all have their own languages though, which are completely different and have nothing to do with Slavic languages.
Some women are also very different from Slavs. Take a look at Adele Rassel, an Estonian model. Estonian women are much closer to Scandianavian women:
This is Albanian model Tika Ivezaj. Can you spot the difference between her and a Serbian woman?
If you can't, no big deal. But always remember to never confuse Albanians and Serbians. Cause that will not go down well at all with these folks.
Now you know all about what Slavic and non-Slavic women look like. Time to find out what Slavic women are like and how they are different from Western women.
Lesson #6: How Slavic women are different from Western women
Actually this headline should probably read "why Slavic women are still women and 1000x better than Western women".
We all know that in a lot of Western countries most women nowadays are useless.
Slavic women are great and while they're different from one another, these three traits apply to all of them.
Russian women might be the most dolled up and Czech women like to keep things casual. But both of them, by and large, still know how to carry themselves as women.
They're still proud to be women and don't see life as a constant war of genders.
They won't lecture you on feminist shit all day long.
They know their role and appreciate and embrace it.
A feminine woman needs a masculine man.
Slavic women will appreciate if you know how to be a real man and carry yourself accordingly.
You don't know how?
Keep reading cause I tell you exactly what to do in the next point.
There are differing degrees to this and of course this doesn't apply to all women.
But on the whole, most women will be proud at least of some part of their culture, even if it's their frigging national dish.
You don't meet the kind of self-hating debbie downers that will tell you how bad and evil [insert any Western country] is.
I couldn't give two fucks about where you're from and I'm no patriot at all but I appreciate their enthusiasm and always makes for good conversation.
Lesson #7: What Slavic women want from a man (hint: totally different from Western women)
So you want to know how to get yourself a woman that looks at least somewhat like those hot pieces of ass that I've shown you?
Then you need to stop being a bitch and start being a man.
I already told you how these women appreciate a real man. If you don't know what that means then listen the fuck up because I am about to drop some knowledge.
Slavic women appreciate 3 things in a man more than anything else He needs to be:
- A breadwinner
- A manly man, i.e. a leader
I can hear you whining "but what does that mean?"
Glad you asked.
Being chivalrous means you behave like an old-school gentleman. Most Western women nowadays are "empowered and independent", They don't want you to be a gentleman because they think that is "belittling women".
Slavic women still appreciate basic gender roles. Being an gentleman will pay off in a big way. In practice that means:
- Open doors for her
- Help her get in her coat and out of the taxi
- Pick up the tab when you go out
- Show some respect to the fact that she's a woman
As I said, they are not all the same. Czech women are much less old school than Russian women in that respect. But by and large that is true for all Slavic women.
Now you're probably thinking "this is all well and good but how do I do this in practice?"
In this case you absolutely have to get on my email list. 1-2x a week, I give you actionable, unbiased, non-nonsense advice on how to date Slavic women.
Moving on, you also need to be a breadwinner.
I can already hear you thinking "so I need to be rich?"
You do absolutely not have to be rich.
However, you need to give them the feeling of being able to provide.
No Slavic woman will permanently settle for you if you're broke and have no intention of changing that. Slavic women love aspirational and ambitious men. If you have a clear direction in life, she will respect that. They care much less than Western women about fuzzy and flowery things like your hobbies, your tastes or, god forbid, your political views. She'll be your "soulmate" if she can look up to you, not if the two of you both like pizza.
Lastly and most importantly, you need to LEAD HER AT ALL TIMES. Yes, I capitalalized this because I cannot stress enough how important this is. Western women pretend to want a man who's understanding, emotional and feminine. In fact they also hate that but that's a discussion for another day.
Slavic women hate feminine men. The farther east you go, the more true this becomes. Why do you think Russian men and Serbian men and Polish men have the reputation of being strong and badass? Because their women force them to be.
So how do you do this? Little things:
- Pick the venue where you go
- Take her by the hand and lead her
- Tell her what to wear when you meet
I could list 20 other things but it is more about in the how than in the what. I break down on how to be the man that Slavic women want in my email list with actionable, unbiased, non-nonsense advice on how to date Slavic women.
Lesson #8: What you should NOT do if you want success with Slavic women
Now that I have given you the nuts and bolts of what to do, we need to talk about how to not fuck it up.
Because chances are, you will find a million ways to fuck it up. I cannot possibly go into all the details but these are the 3 biggest turnoffs for Slavic women.
- Being stingy
- Not being a leader
- Getting feelings for her before she gets feelings for you
You don't have to be rich but you can absolutely not be seen as stingy. Nothing will make a Slavic woman's panties drier than a stingy man. If you're not flush with cash then take her somewhere that will not break the bank. Come up with a good backstory about helping your cousin in need. But don't be a cheapass or you're immediately discarded as a potential man she wants to be with. The opposite, flushing her with money and gifts is equally true but I'll break that down in my email list.
Equally, if you're not leading her, she will see you as weak and at best, you'll be in the friendzone and at worst, she'll scam you and take you for a ride. Slavic women are ruthless and will jump at any opportunity to take advantage of you.
So the worst thing you can do is fall in love with her before she has fucked you or fallen in love with you. That is a recipe for disaster and will guarantee that you'll spend a ton of money and probably lose your mind as well. Here I show you on how you can avoid this problem and get yourself a healthy and happy relationship.